toastyhat:

lynnvwang:

edskudder and I got to do a music video for ifc's Garfunkel and Oates show and are so excited it’s out! It’s dedicated to all the “losers” out there in the world.

If you don’t already know them, Garfunkel and Oates is made up of Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome and they are so extremely funny and talented. They also have written several musical comedy albums out that crack me UP!!!! Their show on IFC just wrapped up, but I think you can catch a lot of it here: http://www.ifc.com/shows/garfunkel-and-oates

(please watch and listen, esp. if you need a pick-me-up!)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

equiuszahhak:

hs

equiuszahhak:

hs

(Source: explosmstuck)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man:Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee:Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man:I never filled out an application.
Employee:Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man:No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee:Well, but that doesn't-
Man:AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee:But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man:OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee:Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man:Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee:...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man:Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee:That...doesn't make any sense.
Man:NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man:Fuck you, slut.

roxxanne-blood:

chelseamourning:

chubbythecorgi:

My friend sent me this amazing corgi comic! (originals found here)

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

AAAAAAAAA

(Source: um-mmma)

atomictiki:

jasoncanty01:

ellysnoodles:

ロマンスアカデミー7

Creepy Dating Sim on a Disney Cartoon..

Sure why not.

As long as she stays away from matter digitizing lasers…

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

(Source: tittled)

thanoscopter:

rude