clears-ass:

did you just sass your fucking dog

(Source: dadaoba)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

folie-a-ducks:

fun things to do when leaving
my room:

1. close the goDDAmN DooR

(Source: twenty-one-pillows)

d-o-r-ia-n:

I feel like we need to talk about the fact that one of Tony Stark’s descendants is a hot black girl.

WHO IS NAMED RHODEY. AFTER TONY’S BESTIE (Also known as War Machine) JAMES RHODES.

LOOK AT HER   also her eyebrow game is strong 

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LOOK AT HER SUIT

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THE FLAWLESSNESS I CANNOT

I JSUT-

ShE’s PERfect

capricorn-libra:

jyu-vi0le-grace:

What

These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.

capricorn-libra:

jyu-vi0le-grace:

What

These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.

xfreischutz:

so here we are again, it’s always such a pleasure—

xfreischutz:

so here we are again, it’s always such a pleasure—

croowley:

animateglee:

Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

[gay wizard laughter]

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skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

awkward-lee:

Close, but no banana

awkward-lee:

Close, but no banana